Work Experience 2011

I worked in a regional London-based firm with another small office elsewhere in the UK specialising in no win no fee compensation claims. The firm had many paralegals because Read more

Quotes about law

A lawyer will do anything to win a case. Sometimes, he will even tell the truth.

- Patrick Murray


I hate lawyers, but they do make excellent psychiatric patients. They have excellent health insurance, and they never get better.

- Niles Crane

(Niles Crane is portayed by David Hyde Pierce in the series 'Frasier')


The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

- Anonymous


- Did you ever sleep with him in New York?
- I refuse to answer the question.
- Did you ever sleep with him in Chicago?
- I refuse to answer the question.
- Did you ever sleep with him in Miami?
- No.

- Genuine court transcript


A lawyer is a person who writes a ten thousand word document and calls it a brief.

- Franz Kafka


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